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He made this. We didn’t ask him to.HERE’S THE PROBLEM
Bigfoot wants
$500,000.
He decided We Give a Ruck needs half a million dollars. He has absolutely no idea how much money that is. He thinks we should have it in a couple weeks.
HOW’S THAT GOING?
Here’s his damn gauge.
Bigfoot demanded that $2 from every bag of Beaver’s Bean coffee go directly to We Give a Ruck.
We tried explaining how many bags it takes to reach $500,000. He picked up a hammer. The meeting was over.
2 WEEKSAccording to the guy holding the hammer.
THE PART THAT INVOLVES YOU
Buy coffee. Prove him right.
You get a bag of coffee. We Give a Ruck gets $2. Bigfoot gets to stand beside that ridiculous thing looking smug.